Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Fly or invisible?

Chris: ok, profound question time...if you had to choose between the ability to fly or the ability to make yourself invisible, which one would you pick?

Rob: invisible…you've seen hollow man

Chris: FLY! You can go anywhere, see anything, do anything

Rob: i can feed into my depraved voyeuristic fantasies

Chris: let's explore this invisible desire…

Rob: and you know, get answers to the LSATS and other standardized tests

Chris: ah ha…ok…but here's the rub…you have no control over your invisibility

that's a good point...of course that would be cheating and that wouldn't make you much of a superhero

Rob: look at the genesis of silver surfer…was bad…then reformed

Chris: oh lord

Rob: i figured i'd do much of the same

Chris: silver surfer? Come on…you're almost 30…grow up...everyone knows it's all about Superman

Rob: nevertheless....the inability of the power would certainly diminish its utility....there's still some usefulness
silver surfer EATS planets

Chris: but still, choosing sporadic invisibility over FLYING? You don't have to wear a cape, you know.

Like your father…i know he's very fond of capes…it's good cape weather

Rob: well...if the choice is intermittent invisibility and complete control of flying, no contest

Chris: flying?

Rob: yeah

Chris: ok...say there's a limit on your flying abilities...say you could only hover like a foot off the ground
which then?

so it's hovering or uncontrollable invisibility

Rob: good magic trick…probably could make some money…but both are pretty useless

Chris: and you wouldn't get caught watching the girls go #1

Rob: i'd still stick with invisibility…i'd just wait by the bathroom door…until i went invisible

Chris: what, and just hope for the best? so you're walking around, clothes on...BAM, invisible...your clothes are still seen by everyone...so you take them off...45 seconds later...BOOM, visible...and naked

a chinaman naked in public? probably not a good thing

maybe if you were Italian...

Rob: my clothes don't go invisible too?

Chris: no no, of course not...invisible clothes? now you're being ridiculous.

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